Fuddruckers
It was getting tense between us at the hotel. We were trying to figure out our future. You were being serious, I was making a series of smart little comments. “Oh, good, we found a house we both like. Awesome. Only took 5 fights, 7 meltdowns, 8 chimpfests, 3 gorilla outs, 9 crying fits, and 2 furniture-tosses. Dope. Hotel room likes like Chris Brown was just here.”
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